his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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