my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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