You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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