Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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