do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
should my penis look like a turkey
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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