Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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