Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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