This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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