for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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