Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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