so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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