with your own penis?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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