I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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