Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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