I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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