On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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