i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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