Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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