My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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