hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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