Me. At least after what I've been through.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
The Olympian is in my bed
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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