Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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