I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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