I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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