Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
