doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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