Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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