is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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