It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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