So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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