a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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