Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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