Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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