the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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