Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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