i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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