We're like a lot better than the average bears
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
