Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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