This is not my ceiling
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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