just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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