AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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