Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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