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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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