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What should our trivia night team be named?
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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