you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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