Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I am mentally ready for anal.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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