apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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