Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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