pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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