This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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