ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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