so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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