I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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