i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't think brook has ever known best
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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