Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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